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Round tortoiseshell frames with clear lenses and blue-light block…INSERT COIN TO CONTINUE…(Oh, that’s awkward…yeah, so just go ahead and insert the coins into your computer or your phone…any slot. You may need to shove pretty hard…oh, you don’t have any quarters on you? Guess you won’t be able to finish reading this paragraph.)

Blue Mirage Technology: Our blue light blocking lenses definitely block blue light. The jury is out on whether blue light actually hurts our eyes or not, but who cares? You look important in these, so go ahead and block those nasty blue light rays.

No Slip: We use special grip coating to construct our frame to help eliminate slippage when sweating.

No Bounce: the frame is snug and light-weight, with a comfortable fit to prevent bouncing while running.

Full Armour: UV400 protection that blocks 100% of those harmful UVA and UVB rays.

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