Goodr “Dr. Ray, Sting”

FOR THE SCHOLAR ON A BUDGET: PHG

Stingrays are friends…NOT. Stingrays are jerks! (“What?! Blasphemy! Where is your evidence for this preposterous claim?” – Dr. Ray, Sting). Have you ever been stung? That HURTS. And peeing on it doesn’t help. (“Indeed. That is correct. Finally, you say something reasonable.” – Dr. Ray, Sting.) Trust us. We have a PHG, so we’d know. (“Nonsense! Owning PHG glasses does not grant toxicologic expertise!” – Dr. Ray, Sting.)

No Slip: special grip coating to help eliminate slippage when sweating.

No Bounce: the frame is snug and light-weight, with a comfortable fit to prevent bouncing while running.

All Polarized: glare-reducing, polarized lenses and UV400 protection that blocks 100% of those harmful UVA and UVB rays.

All Fun.